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awesome tots

An expression that describes any recent incident that was completely awesome and mind-blowing. Not to be confused with the preppy "tots", pronounced "toats" or "totes". Ew. This phrase is also used to express vague interest in a situation, when used as a reply.
Sit #1:
Friend: Did you just see the triple turn-around toss I just executed flawlessly?
Me:YEEEEES, and that was so freakin' awesome tots.
Friend: Thx. *grinn* I'll try a quadruple this time around.

Sit #2:
Me: Omgs, I'm going to die this weekend cause I haven't finished my lit paper and it's due monday!
Friend: awesome tots.
Me: Wtf? are you even listening?
Friend: what? oh. yeah, listening.
Me: stfu. wahtever.
by Autsel April 23, 2010
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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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Awesomeness

He is the best dude to ever live. The way he lives life is pure awesomeness.
by Meawesome21 February 18, 2022
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Awesome

The word "Vijaysen" in the Indian language is considered by many as Awesome.
That was a thing of Vijaysen (awesome).
by Maverick186 December 8, 2010
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Awesome Sauce

I just went snowboarding and it was awesome sauce!

Awesome sauce!
by Dick Mazing June 1, 2011
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Burrito Of Awesomeness

The best way to fold a burrito... as follows:
1- Fold a small portion of the bottom up, to keep your shit from falling out.
2- Wrap the right end over your delicious burrito fillings (beef, refried beans, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and try to tuck it in under the deliciousness.
3- Take the part you just folded, and roll it to the left to complete your Burrito Of Awesomeness.
4- Eat that shit!
The Burrito Of Awesomeness is the best way to make a Tacho.
by Nikolai103 June 19, 2010
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awesomes

(pl.) awesome things, awesome stuff, great stuff, cool stuff, bffs family friends hot guys hot girls
A collection of things or objects that fascinate you or a group of people that you love, admire, envy or are attracted to or fascinated by. It can also be used sarcastically for a group of people that annoy you.
#bffs, #family, #friends, #hotguys, #hotgirls
Hu-hu-hu, all the awesomes and a happy bday to you!
Come, I'll show you the awesomes that I've gotten!
Wow, look at all those awesomes!
These are awesomes!
The awesomes are comming for dinner!
I want one of those awesomes for myself.
I'd get physical with any of those awesomes!
You're my awesomes!
I hate those "awesomes"!
You're acting like one of those awesomes!
by belmoreto February 28, 2019
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