bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.

Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.

by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018

bloody monkeys

An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.

"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"

Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."

by maddjl326 January 7, 2009

bloody hell

look at example

mum:why are you not at school
child: you were taking me

mum: BLOODY HELL!!!!

by glammerjammer2004 November 10, 2015

bloody haider

I’ve heard this phrase before

bloody haider is so random

by anus-hka May 27, 2023

bloody cap

When you're getting eating out while someone is wearing a hat and soon his hat looks like Vietnam flashbacks.

Friend 1: how was it last night?
Friend 2: it ended with a bloody cap.

by Marcilene is secretly me!!13 May 27, 2017

Bloody Badger

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.

Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..

by Great Gadberry June 12, 2018

bloody 'ell Linda

this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.

Lynda spills her tea;
Andrew: "bloody 'ell linda! you've spilt ya tea!"

by Angry.ginger June 14, 2024