When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.
Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.
by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018

"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"
Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."
Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."
by maddjl326 January 7, 2009

by glammerjammer2004 November 10, 2015

When you're getting eating out while someone is wearing a hat and soon his hat looks like Vietnam flashbacks.
by Marcilene is secretly me!!13 May 27, 2017

by Great Gadberry June 12, 2018

this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.
by Angry.ginger June 14, 2024
