I met my boyfriend on the Covid Line”
It’s pouring rain, I’m starving and I have two more hours on the Covid Line”
What are my choices? Better get on the Covid Line!
It’s pouring rain, I’m starving and I have two more hours on the Covid Line”
What are my choices? Better get on the Covid Line!
by Krazymama October 29, 2020
To solve covid by having the world infect themselves with covid via licking hypothetical lollipop contaminated with covid
We licked the covid lollipop, with the hope of going out without a mask or social distancing .
I'd rather lick the covid lollipop, then take the vaccine.
I'd rather lick the covid lollipop, then take the vaccine.
by Gocian March 07, 2021
Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck
by Avocado2004 March 16, 2021
Christmas Day spent 6 ft away from your family while wearing face masks and washing your hands hundreds of times during the day. Covid Christmas can also been done over a Zoom call to be 100% safe from catching Covid.
Hey a Brandon, I wanted you to know Christmas this year will be in our back yard so we can stay 6’ft apart. This is called Covid Christmas.
by CovidFun December 25, 2021
When the slope or gradient of the infection or mortality curve, denoted by the letter m, is increasing alarmingly to the point of almost breaking a new record every day as a new wave sweeps across a number of countries, which are often led by inept or corrupt leaders, who are more interested in their political survival than in saving people’s lives.
What value of m in Covid-m would force the authorities in countries or counties with high casualties or fatalities to implement a new lockdown?
by Covido December 11, 2020
When the island paradise turned tax haven, which used to earn its main revenue by exporting quality raw sugar, wished the coronavirus would suffer the same fate as the dodo—Mauritius needs tourists and tax fugitives to come back to revive its comatose economy.
How long would Mauritius—a lackey of China, which could easily or freely provide her with a million-odd doses of coronavirus vaccine to match her population size—have to wait before Covid-🇲🇺 became a reality?
by Covido November 21, 2020
After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.
"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022