d & n construction

A group of over-ranked, elderly men that join together to play softball, consume large amounts of drugs and alcohol, and act better than everyone else.

Nate: Those D & N Construction guys sure know how to ride Pup's coat tail! ...But Juice is a good guy.

by TheLeonardbirdcall January 26, 2017

slurp-n-gulp

The act of performing a blowjob and swallowing the cum.

Barry has been extremely busy doing slurp-n-gulp action.

by Dictionarypages January 2, 2014

flip n' catch

the act of thrusting your hips in a forward motion and flipping your dong up and catching it between your legs. Usually done in a hockey or football locker room to show how cool you are, I mean come on, you can catch your shwang between your legs. Your awesome.

I learned a new trick where I catch my dick between my legs. Its called the flip n' catch!

by Juarno May 6, 2011

Swipe n' Wipe

The act of optimizing one's time on social media while using the toilet. Originally discovered for Tinder, hence the 'swipe', but can be applied to the use of any social media platform.

When Paul's mother busted open the bathroom door, she found him engrossed in his morning Swipe n' Wipe.

by baba bubbler May 26, 2016

Wet N' Wipe

When your girls nails are wet, and she requires your assistance to wipe her vagina after she pees.

Babe, I need a Wet N' Wipe 'cause my nails aren't dry yet!!

by Rolo0612 March 12, 2009

Poop 'N Scoop

When your friend goes to the bathroom, and you start hitting on the girl he was with.

Dude, Ryan just went to take a dump. Watch the door while I pull a Poop 'N Scoop?

by Saremare May 21, 2017

seek 'n strike

a maneuver executed by one party in a failing, live-in relationship that involves the swift, stealthy relocation of all possessions elsewhere without the other party's knowledge.

Things aren't going well at all between us; I think she's a complete psycho. I'm going to have to perform a seek 'n strike soon.

by VoltaireJr September 10, 2009