Exploding Whale

When a small government fucks something up.

"That twenty six thousand dollar golf simulator sure is an exploding whale."

by Jack Oughoften November 12, 2020

Whale

Lana del rey

LANA IS A WHALE

by Cardibisbotched April 5, 2025

Whale sneeze

The water that shoots out of a whales blow hole. Or used Figuratively as a phrase.

Holy shit dude that sounded like a whale sneeze.

by Whale scientist February 3, 2018

Whale Braining

When you stuff a melon, usually a watermelon, with ham salad, drill a hole in it and then proceed to acquire carnal knowledge of it.

It has ben a long and boring quarantine, so when I get home from the store I am going do some whale braining to pass the time.

by Frank789 February 27, 2021

Milk whale

When a guy comes in the back if your throat and it shoots out your nose.

"Damn, I just milk whaled her."

"Let's milk whale."

"Hold on, I'm milk whaling them."

by takethistoyourcave July 14, 2016

Whale Surfer

Most likely the best friend you will have. If you are lucky enough to meet someone like this. They put up with your crazy random personality and go along with it. Also they are very social. They will host parties all the time. And if you are lucky you will be invited. Unless of course you are a guy and its 'Girls Night Out'... But of course that was a given. Have a very broad vocabulary and will often make fun of your lesser vocabulary and insignificant knowledge of grammar. At times you may have to put up with this persons scandalous friends. But don't worry. It will be worth it in the end. You will be rewarded... Well hopefully. Maybe one day she will bear your bare bear children. (Which is a new species you two will create together. They will rule the world. And you can be proud of what you guys accomplished together). They are always good at keeping secrets and love to read. And you will treasure the time you spent together.

Guy 1: Dude... Like she is such a Whale Surfer. Look at her perfect knowledge of the English language.

Guy 2: Like No Way!! She's like obvi my best friend! Did I not tell you!!

*Guy 1 jumps off the nearest cliff from complete jealousy

Girl 1: Hey do you speak good...?

Girl 2: Well yes obviously I'm a Whale Surfer

by Walrus Lord August 18, 2013

That documentary about whales

Phrase (pejorative)

Used to identify and describe a corpulent individual without them noticing.

"Hey, have you seen that documentary about whales?
Check my 6 o'clock."

by eka.chester July 6, 2018