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waxing my wheels

A saying that is similar to "buttering you up" for a malicious purpose.

An instance where one person tries to take advantage of the other by using subjective persuasive language to produce a desired result.

The wheels on skateboards can be waxed, but too much isn't good.

"You're great at packing the dishwasher, like really good, I didn't know you were that good!?"

"You're just waxing my wheels".

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can be used to describe someone preparing with awareness of something to likely go wrong or badly. This can be interpreted as "kidding" or "joking".
"You are so good at packing the dishwasher!"
"You're waxing my wheels right now"
by cocolingo August 11, 2025
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slam the steering wheel

Derived from the Indonesian idiom "banting setir," this slang term means to change one's profession or career. Often used when someone decides to pivot dramatically in their work life, embracing a new path or direction.
After years in finance, Jake decided to slam the steering wheel and pursue his passion for filmmaking.
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
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Balkan wheel alignment

A wheel alignment on a car in which instead of properly adjusting the alignment of the wheel, you rotate the steering wheel on the spline.
Bro 1: After I changed my tie rod my wheel is all fucked up and I dont wanna pay someone to fix it.
Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.
by Prophet off of your sadness September 8, 2025
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little cannon big wheels

The common fear of having a big balls and a small shaft.
Kid just starting puberty: If I have a little cannon big wheels when I’m older i’m gonna commit seppuku.
by AsherRabbit February 10, 2025
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Color Wheel Sprinkler

When 12 men each of different skin color complexions form in a circle around you and ejaculate in your face
"Bro, last week, I tagged along in a Color Wheel Sprinkler, and let me tell you, it was refreshing and made my skin more clear!"

"I just knew you were gay."
by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025
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Death on Wheels

a vehicle, especially a car, that is perceived as being dangerous, reckless, or prone to causing accidents, often due to its speed, aggressive driving style, or poor condition.
“You see how that nigga crashing out?” That nigga death on wheels.
by OGKush556 March 14, 2025
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Happy Wheels Humor

Excessive cussing, dark humor, and inappropriate humor.
A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!
by ballsack doodoofart June 6, 2023
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