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urmumr34 

tiktoker who did not write his own definition, 100%. likes kel from omori a little too much..
person a: yo yo, did you see urmumr34’s new video?
person b: suck my cokc
urmumr34 by kelkissr May 30, 2022
1. The biggest whore in history
2. The person in my bed
And 3. The cheapest slut imaginable
(Joey) Man my mom fucked three guys last night
(Tom Bradey) Shut the fuck up Joey, Ur Mom is a whore
Ur mom can be used as the last line of defense when you are on the losing end of an argument.
Scientists have proven that 90% of the time Ur mom can be an effective comeback to almost all sorts of arguments.

But be cautious when it comes to the person you use it against. For instance, if you use this to ur mom, the next thing you know, you are homeless and instantly disowned. And if you use it against your dad then I'm afraid that you are now fatherless. He probably went to buy milk.
For example, you can

1. I am quite well-acquainted with your mom / I am rather familiar with your mom.

2. I wanted to stay, but I thought you wanted to be alone with your mother.

3. How's your mother doing these days?

4. I've never met your mother but I'm sure she loves you too, just as much as we do.

5. Your mom is so ugly that her own portraits hang themselves.
Ur mom by Ur Momsss June 1, 2022

ur Mom <3 

ur Moms gay hoey milf and says fuck me daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im going to fuck ur Moms <3 fat juicy wet pussy tonight

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ur Mom <3 by alieshalover June 1, 2022
Ur Mom
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