textacular

Spectacular text

You don't get much more textacular than that and I'll vouch for that even if I have to put in in text writing.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Textaby

A lullaby typed in text, either because a person is too lazy to call or has a horrible singing voice. Can also occur when a person doesn't have enough minutes, but has unlimited texting.

Person 1: Did you hear? John gave Susan a textaby last night.

Person 2: Aww how sweet!

Person 1: Yeah, but thank god he didn't sing it. His voice sounds like a cat eating sandpaper.

by Fireheart July 29, 2010

Textbook Mcgee

An insult for when you can't think of any other name to call someone.

Friend 1: Your mother. Friend 2: You're a... a Textbook Mcgee

by TheZeroFaReal October 22, 2010

textatary

When you are driving, or a different activity where you can't text a message yourself, you ask someone next to you to be your textatary and write it for you.

Heather, I'm busy driving, will you be my textatary?

by textaddict April 25, 2011

Textbook-Stalking

When you're so bored of reading your textbook, you go to the list of names on the front cover and look them up on Facebook.

Yo dude I was so bored reading that AP world texting book, that I totally started textbook-stalking.

by Allahforchantilly September 12, 2011

Text Binging

Text binging is the act of sending multiple amounts of hostile text messages to one recipient within a very short period of time in order for the recipient to assume you have issues of codependency and paranoia. This is frequently used when you want a person to break up with you or to assume you are insane.

Ex: Text Binging

12:00PM - "hey jack, where are you?"

12:02 PM : "hey are you ignoring me, its been 2 minutes and 3 seconds?"

12:03 PM : "Answer your phone. I'm calling you and need you right now!"

12:04 PM "Was it something I did?"

12:05 PM "Honestly I did nothing wrong, our friendship is over!"
12:05 PM - "I'm sorry, I take it back. Can we be friends again?"

12:06 PM "I hope we can be friends forever, lolz.

12:07 PM - I like golf, I heard you have golf clubs.

12:08 PM - "Do you want to play sometime?

12:09 PM "Fine, we can do something else.

12:10 PM :I like cats, here is a picture . Mrow, They are snuggly."

12:11 PM: Do you want me to send you another one?

by TrishtheSFdish October 29, 2011

Text your eyes off

The modern day communication equivalent to "Talk your ears off." To say that you've been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person's eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.

"So anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that's what I've been feeling."

"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"

by ahrefodiggsy March 17, 2012