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Keyboard warrior

A guy that sits at Taco Bell using their WiFi talking shit to others online
Brad thought he could get away with being a keyboard warrior until Andy asked him to go outside.
by Craigdildo October 7, 2025
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Clima Warrior

Refers to an individual who will spend most of his/her conversation time with you and anyone who has ears, telling them about the destructive nature of humans, damaging the environment and climate change. Essentially preaching and complaining about how humans are the worst. They are close cousins to animal rights activists. And its highly likely they are into that themselves.
Guy 1: I'm gonna hit on this girl I met at the library last night, Rebecca Goodyear.
Guy 2: Dude, you know that chick is a complete clima warrior, right?
Guy 1: a what?

Guy 2: she has a boner for "mother nature". You better have superhuman level tolerance for horseshit and biodegradable condoms.
by Lucifer. Ish August 21, 2018
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Black box warrior (p1)

Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
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Braided Warriors

A group of misguided youths fighting for the first nations confederacy. Most often found standing in intersections and getting throw out of respectable buildings.

Named for the hairstyles often worn by first nations men before their prison bid. The ponytail is used to control the NDN sub while being fucked from behind.

See blowjob handles.
Woman Braided Warriors: Justice for MMIW!
FN Man: And Gladue reports for the men that killed them!
by workingndn March 3, 2021
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The Warriors of Icebound

The Warriors of Icebound is a war clan on the commonly known website ROBLOX. The group is led by the glorious, formidable, and courageous leader Events B. Cloudwalker. They are currently in their second era, and hope to strive to glory as one of the most, "Sigma" clans to ever exist on the face of Roblox.
"The Warriors of Icebound are quite 'sigma' if you ask me"
by N8ven January 25, 2025
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Kelly Warrior

Northern Aboriginal slang for homeless people who drink kelly's.
"Remember Rodrick from High School?"

"Yeah! I heard he's a Kelly Warrior now."
by brewwarrior September 26, 2019
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Warrior

A man who accidentally punches the wall when pretend pitching.
Aiven is a warrior
by Gave Itches March 7, 2023
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