by Please dont rape me April 25, 2020

Van is a guy with most likely blonde or dark brown hair with blue or brown eyes. He is shy but is not shy around his friends, he works hard and enjoys the little things in life. Van has the most beautiful of eyes that you can sometimes loose yourself in. Van is also goofy and caring and loves dogs. When Van is passionate about something he really is passionate about it.
by BananaAnonymus August 28, 2021

by mountsinai January 12, 2019

A white van that looks sus, like the driver has a tendency to lie to children, saying things such as "I will give you x if you get in my van".
by Fuery February 2, 2023

A police vehicle in South Africa. They used to be yellow during the Apartheid government, hence the reference to cheese.
Hide your stash, there are some cheese vans ahead.
Don't send me nudes of your little sister, I don't want cheese vans to stop at my house
Don't send me nudes of your little sister, I don't want cheese vans to stop at my house
by munky82 January 26, 2018

I feel sorry for Van-Austin because he's so lonely.
by illogical_3 July 31, 2022

This is an old Belgian/Netherlands family. This family is known for being frugal, penny-pinching assholes who will fight over a dead person's last cent. They will always see how they can benefit before making friends.
by MysticReader August 15, 2022
