a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"
by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022
Get the jess mellohibenchmug. The best dad in the world is is so sweet but can sometimes be a bit harsh but he cares about his family and they care for him to
Person 1: omg he is the best dad
Person 2: yeah he really is
Person 1: omg he is the best dad
Person 2: yeah he really is
by Summeranonymous12 August 21, 2022
Get the Jessemug. 
Jess is generally short for Jessie. To be a Jess is to be true to ones self through and through. He is generally a creative type and has that spark that is exhibited in no other. Generally he has many walls put up and tends to avoid conflict but if you teach him that he can trust you, you will never regret it. Once he lets you in he is the sweetest person. His platonic love is shown more than his romantic love but both are stronger than Hercules himself. He lives off of sarcasm and has a twenty page list of movies you MUST see. He listens to all types of music and will bombard you with recommendations. If you hurt him he will forgive you, his breaking point is too far. He will leave if he has too but only as a last resort. When one pushes him in this way he is colder than the dark side of Mercury. Never do this to him because despite the calm and collected outside, he just wants someone that won’t leave. If you have a Jess you are one of the luckiest people on earth.
Yeah I’m going to go check of Jess, he’s in a funk cause he has to leave his best friend.
What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?
What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?
by Unicornboi May 6, 2020
Get the Jessmug. The sexiest man on planet Earth, and most of all the best friend. Anyone with this name automatically has a 14 inch horse cock when soft, we don't even talk about them while their hard. :hot_face:
by AngelicPvp March 24, 2021
Get the Jessemug. jess i a blonde she is dumb and short. she has daddy issues. jess doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces and her friends keep trying to teach her but she is partly deaf. She has adhd and she is dyslexic. Which is not bad thing it makes her funner. Her bad qualities are the fact that she makes a big deal over the pen lid u stole from her as a joke but, u can never stay mad at her she my bestiee.
jess u bitch
by apersonmatee September 5, 2022
Get the jessmug. A thicc boi that likes to look at pictures of naked llamas. He is also commonly known as Bat Boy. No not like batman.
by KingBowenIII's assistant May 23, 2018
Get the Jesse Reesmug.