A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.
by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Similar to DMT (Deep Masturbational Trance) Gooning is a mental state where as edging is a physical state
(not to be confused with the drug DMT)
(not to be confused with the drug DMT)
by Gronkitis January 24, 2024
Get the Gooningmug. Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).
by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022
Get the Goonsmug. by KastotEmi March 22, 2025
Get the Goon Phonemug. The beat down crew in a maximim security prison. There to beat the hell out of out of control or insubordinate prisoners.
by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020
Get the Goon Squadmug. by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015
Get the Goonmug. 1. Masturbate
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)
by antoano:3 August 23, 2025
Get the goonmug.