Take the L

Something a 9 year old buys on the fortnite item shop.

Person 1: Hey have you seen the new item shop?
Person 2: Yea the first thing I bought was TAKE THE L.
Everyone else: ;-;

by yesmaybeidk January 28, 2020

Take the Toaster

Cum in the bum at the instant the breakfast toast pops out.

She looked ravishing in the morning light as she made breakfast, so I had to take the toaster

by Jesus/samshig March 31, 2009

take a bundy

To defecate; originated from how much time spent and joy received by Al Bundy (Married with Children) from taking a dump.

That coffee is really working me; I need to take a bundy!

by MamaLemma March 5, 2008

Take it uptown

The SFW approach to telling someone to stick (it) up their ass.

Take it uptown - shove it up your ass.

You know what you can do with that attitude?!? You can take it all the way uptown!

by Daves-not-here-man February 14, 2020

taking the cop

When you settle for a lesser punishment to get out of something, usually if you snitch, or back down.

If you tell someone you are going to beat them down and they say, "I ain't even tryin to fight you man.", they are taking the cop.

by Denisha May 11, 2006

Taking The Bob

When a person (generally female) allows a priest to shove a hand full of wormy human feces into her face and mouth with little or no resistance.

She didn't even scream. She seemed only mildly concerned when Taking The Bob

by Jackie Rabbit December 15, 2010

take 2

1) to leave more than one dead
2) to leave somewhere with more than one female

"you know i take 2 with me"

by vicegrips.ceo. September 29, 2008