Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris

To have explosive diarrhea

I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.

by JohnnyTwoShits May 22, 2018

Himalayan Slip-n-Slide

The act of applying hemroid ointment to the rectum by pressing your rectum against the anus of another person who has already applied the ointment to their swollen ass pimple.

I ran out of ass creme and my hemroids were itching the fuck out of me, so me and my best mate had ourselves a Himalayan slip-n-slide and greased up my butt nipple.

by Hollatmikez August 13, 2025

Sliding

When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.

I had a sliding session with my dog the other day

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

The Shanghai Slip and Slide

A variation of the slip and slide see urban dictionary ‘slip and slide’ where the girl, while on top, pulls out a bunch of wet noodles and surprise slaps them across the other persons face yelling ‘Ni Hao, bitch!’.

Last night Barbara and I were doing the slip and slide and she whipped out The Shanghai slip and slide variation!

by 2moist4u. June 14, 2024

Slide On a Late Night

To come over someone’s house late at night for sex

Hey can I come slide on a late night?

by Gotnotimeforhaters January 8, 2022

Slide Rocket

When a handjob is being given, and the male ejaculates into the other person's eye.

That chick was giving her boyfriend a handjob, and instead received a slide rocket, hence the eyepatch.

by RogerL769 June 21, 2012

Slip-n-slide

Having sex right after a shower when still wet.

My boyfriend loves to take me every morning as soon as I step out of the shower. He can’t get enough of that slip-n-slide.

by LuluBleu April 10, 2021