Kentucky thumb

A meme created from the insanity of what happens when you fire faulty SLAP rounds and you gotta shove your thumb in the hole your gun just made

I was doing her doggy when I decided to slip her the Kentucky Thumb

by Isaak24 May 20, 2021

slow thumb

A condition that occurs after doing manual labor in which your thumb doesn't react as fast as normal.

I shoveled all day yesterday and today I woke up with slow thumb.

by SaintAnkey October 21, 2014

Black Thumb

A Black Thumb is the male equivalent of a black widow. It's a toxic, narcissistic man who is poisonous to everyone he encounters, much like Henry the VIII. His heart is black as the underworld, and he's as attractive as a thumb, hence black thumb.

Her: Are you still dating Killian?

Me: That guy is a black thumb, I'm embarrassed I ever dated him.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 26, 2023

Kentucky thumb

The act of, rather than sticking your thumb in her ass while you're fucking her, you pull out, shove it in her ass, and plug her vagina with your thumb

"Brandon, you wouldn't believe it, last night I gave Megan the Kentucky thumb and she liked it"

by Boost_and_chill May 20, 2021

thumb gallery

place where naked women put small pictures so horny green eye'd hairy faced men can oggle them...

I goggle thumb gallery & mr softie became mr hardie.

by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006

Thumb Wars

Verb. Used to define when two men sit down at the same time while making a thumbs up gesture on the seat next to them, proceeding to insert their thumbs up the other individuals rectal cavity.

John: hey you wanna play thumb wars while we watch house hunters?

Joe: yeah I'd love to but only if you spit on it first.

by Yee Olde Jew February 19, 2022

beer thumb

Effect on one’s ability to text caused by the consumption of too much beer

"Thanks to Chucky's beer thumb, we had no clue the cops were conducting a sobriety checkpoint at the golf course entrance."

by bearded steamer October 13, 2011