clown water

Noum; A form of alcoholic beverage that clowns drink before, during and after a performance that give them a glazed, drunk, stupid appearence. However Clown water does not only have to be consumed by clowns. Clown water can also be used as a synonym for any type of plain whiskey, vodka, or ale that is put into a flask, covered in some kind of paper and consumed in public.

Guy 1: Man i can't stand goin to class today.

Guy 2: dude just take some clown water to get you through

Guy 1; O Fuck i forgot! Shit yeah clown water is the SHIZZZY

by Source: Hezekiah Brockett, February 20, 2008

clown fucker

Person who only gets off by fucking a person of the circus type.

She only likes the clowns , so we call her the clown fucker.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Clown Sauce

A term used to describe someone who is full of jokes and laughs more at the jokes than anyone else in the location. The jokes are CLEARLY not funny and no matter how much you ask them to stop, they ignore your plea.

Damn! Joe is an idiot and he wont stop, what a fucking Clown Sauce!

by Zerofate April 1, 2009

Sad Clown

The act of inviting a woman over with the promise of sexual activities and ejaculating a large amount of cum on her face before you satisfy her. This produces the sad clown effect of a riddled woman with messy makeup, a white face, and a frown.

Did you see the girl that just walked out of his room? She just got here 10 minutes ago and looks like a sad clown now.

by Dadsies January 9, 2017

clown faced

When a male jizzes around ur lips then punches you in the nose to make u look like a clown

Randy got clowned faced by tony.
Frank clown faced his little sister when she caught him jacking off in his moms bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

Brass Clown

When you're getting a blow job from a hooker and right after you cum on her face you punch her in the nose/facial area with brass knuckles.

Usually will get you shot or arrested.

Dude: "What did you do last night bro?"
Bro: "Shit, I got a hooker with an attitude so I ended up giving her a brass clown."
Dude: "Won't that shit get you arrested?!"
Bro: "Not if you hide the bitch somewhere it isn't."

by Red Ghost August 1, 2009

ass clown

1. A biblical fundamentalist or bible literalist who believes in talking snakes and philosophizing donkeys.
2. One who really isn't a 'god' or who isn't an official spokesperson for 'god', but plays one online.

My Chimp is obviously an ass clown.

by The Vampire LOGOS October 5, 2005