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Badtime Story

When a woman gives a handjob to a guy while telling him about her cheating or her previous sexual experiences.
Janice told me such a hot badtime story last night, I had no idea she was so freaky.
by Alexander Pothos December 13, 2018
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Toy Story Land

It’s that new land over in Disney’s Hollywood Studios that just opened and people are crazy about even though there’s not much and there’s a bunch of walls for gay instagramers.
Guy 1: Hey want to check out Toy Story Land?
Guy 2: No, there’s too many people including the gay instagramers and there’s not much sh!t to do there.
Guy 1: Oh, ok. Maybe when all the crowd dies down.
by TheJWA August 2, 2018
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third story life

When you stunting on the streets because you still living in your momma house
You know he buying bottles at the club because he living that third story life
by realstreetmoneytalk September 25, 2018
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a Dave story

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.
Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.
by Mecachis June 2, 2018
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Maple Story

A Rarted little game for Rarted little shits.
Hey did you see that Rarted child playing Maple Story
by DarkstarX1 June 2, 2018
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story time

"Story time" is a phrase that is often used to describe an occasion when someone tells a story or a group of stories, typically to an audience of children or adults. This can be done in a classroom setting, at a library, or at home. It can also refer to the time set aside for reading or listening to stories, for example, before bedtime for children. The term can also be used more generally to describe a period of time during which a person recounts a series of events or experiences, it can be a formal or informal way of sharing experiences, memories, or information.
Joe: Hey Bob, what are you doing tonight?

Bob: Not sure yet, why?

Joe: I was thinking of having a story time at my place. My kids love it when I read to them, and I thought it might be fun for us to do something like that together.

Bob: That sounds like a great idea. I haven't had a good story time in ages.

Joe: Awesome, I'll text you the address. We can grab some snacks and drinks, and make it a real event.

Bob: Sounds like a plan. Can't wait!

Joe: Me too, see you tonight!
by dwdwefewf January 21, 2023
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snack story

A type of activity to read a book of something about snacks.
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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