squarefax

in popular myth pie shop owners and bakers often telltheir young children scary stories of the pie man or more commonly known the squarefax.A Large squat fat person sometimes resembling the shape of a wheelie bin it speaks with an inbred slur, usually sighted scavenging for food, of which pies are its most preffered has been known to consume its own bodyweight of the chicken and mushroom variety, is not to be confused with the t,wasp a close relative almost exactly the same in every way except for colourful markings and a rectangular head as opposed to the perfect square of the squarefax.

"dad can i have another pie"
"no dear the squarefax broke into the house and ate them all"

by Haribo October 5, 2007

Square Pink Ninja

Square Pink Ninja is, well, imagine if Chuck Norris merged with Bruce Lee, only smaller and Pink. He pops up in random pictures, and appears in a small comic strip on Myspace. After only two weeks, Square Pink Ninja already had over a hundred and fifty fans. He is the intellectual property of Dash and Speedy, and was created during the summer of 2008.
you can find Square Pink Ninja at http://www.myspace.com/SquarePinkNinja

Square Pink Ninja, is Awesome multiplied by Badass, and added to Ninja-ness in one small pink package.

by Dash Maverick October 14, 2008

Squared a Douglas

When one steps in the poo left by a dog. usually in the streets.

Whats up lad, why you stopping

shit lad, I've Squared a Douglas

have you squared one yah lad!

by GYPSY JOE September 5, 2010

Squareism

Squareism Is derived from the word Square. Square meaning odd, nerdy and or dorky A square is considered out of the loop and overall just a lame. Squareism is a true art form. Created by Gangstas,Drug Dealers and Hustlas everywhere. Squarism is the ablilty to blend in with society and become 1 of 100000. All the greatest criminals Master Squareism. As they say a master square is a master criminal. The original Rick Ross is a great example of squareism. He drove regular cars talked in proper vernacular and displayed nothing out of the ordinary. But in reality he was running a billion dollar cocaine operation.

Hey Jimmy, Why does ollie always sit by himself with a book With his pants up and deodorant on.
Clyde: Because JiMmY ollie has mastered squarism you'd never know he was a ruthless killer from the barrio.
#Squareism

by Billy Boogerton August 29, 2018

Square Cat

Beyond the dimensions that the naked eye can perceive, this creature was bore from the supple teat of a mountain lion and the gentle caress of sour cabbage.

"engorge my fallis as i enter the square cat"

by Max's Left Nut May 7, 2019

Square Thane

Someone who has a significantly

cuboid shaped skull, they are huge nerds who worship boxing and jack off to the sport.

Person 1: You see that Square Thane with his wack ass Rick and Morty shirt?
Person 2: Oh fuck, here he comes to correct u-
Square Thane: Uhm Actually it's Richard and Mortimer you uncultured profligates

by Jacqueesc58 January 3, 2020

Square

When a person doesn’t show up to an event or any outside/inside activity

You either be there or be squared

by Dpnsauce February 23, 2021