Soft seen

Reacting to a message with an emoji rather than replying. Often considered less aggressive than leaving someone on seen.

I felt bad for Tom so I gave him a soft seen so I don't hurt his feelings.

by Terry Thinge December 22, 2022

soft boi era

The 1950’s

Me: I LOVE THE 50s!!!

Person: why?
Me: BECAUSE ITS THE SOFT BOI ERA

by ShawnXmarina April 10, 2019

soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 26, 2018

Soft Sax Strap

A strap used to take 50% weight off your sax (saxophone) gives your sax maximum comfort. comes with funny package

my soft sax strap is itchy

by Bill Winterbury December 09, 2009

soft wank

when you wear a soft glove and have a quick tug

Jordan "Mam guess what i just did" Jordan's Mam"What did you just do" Jordan"I had a soft wank with your glove and its all soggy"

by Softwank69 April 08, 2016

The devil's soft serve

A soft poop

I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.

by hotmessy November 13, 2022

Soft Stuff

Any area of the body particularly vulnerable to attack, i.e. the belly or genitals. Euphemistically, this is meant to convey any vulnerability, be it emotional, physical or otherwise.

A'int that a kick in the soft stuff?

Just hit em in the soft stuff and walk away.

by ihavemadefire June 24, 2019