Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.

"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"

by charis September 15, 2013

Speed Toke

Smoking a large amount of marijuana before attending a public event, work, or school

“Let’s get a good speed toke in before we go.”

“I had a speed toke this morning and I’m tweaking hard.

by treyrjm June 1, 2020

Speed

Dylan Williams

Who is speed? Speed is Dylan Williams!

by MickroWaveu June 29, 2021

speed

donavon bynum

donavon is speed

by Rubrical March 25, 2021

Speed Bump

Mouth herpes.

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.

by Ka Napp October 24, 2023

speed leach

That driver who can't regulate their own speed so drives themselves up to the rear bumper of the car in front of them regardless of the speed until you pull over then they attach to the next car in line

This speed leach was following me through traffic for 20 miles 6 " off my bumper, then when I pulled over he pulled up on the bumper of the guy in front of me doing 30 mph!

by Mrfixit0623 May 12, 2016

speed dick

A mostly triangular shaped penis drawn by a troll around the mouth of an OC or charicter or drawing on a collaberative drawing site.

Bro my drawing just got speed dicked! I'm going to speed dick this motherfucker!

by DickRick990 March 28, 2025