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Speed

When you say Speed, you mean gay

Speed = Gay

A Speed likes to hump anything. He moans when you are in close proximity. He is the worst friend you could ever have.
Ex.
P1: That guy is so Speed.
P2: I heard he has a crush on Jaime
by The One and Only Gi-Lee September 15, 2020
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Speed bagging

The act of two women embracing ex hugging or scissoring and their clits randomly touch, bouncing of each other, resembling the sound of punching a speed bag
When Tina hugged Sue their clits were speed bagging so much it sounded like someone kicked the spring door stop!
by Cronus29 June 29, 2024
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Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
mugGet the Speed Runnermug.

speed

donavon is speed
by Rubrical March 25, 2021
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Speed

Wow he’s so speed
by DEEIF September 19, 2021
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Speed bumps

To have Herpes,
Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later
by Dr.mud September 30, 2023
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senior speed

Moving at the speed of a drowning turtle to excessively important events
i wish my mom would stop with the senior speed bullshit or find someone on speed. love isnt enough in democracy.
by Cody5050 January 10, 2021
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