Sam

The most caring and loyal friend you'll ever have. Sam is someone you know you can always count on and he'll never judge you for anything. He's honest, strong, filled with optimism and has probably never done a terrible thing in his life. Sam will make you happy and put a smile on your face whenever you talk to him. He has big dreams for the future which he doesn't give up on and always makes it through hard times in his life. He also cares for everyone around him and is the most thoughtful person you will know, he's so handsome but will always need reassurance about it as he can be quite insecure so you need to make sure you're there as much for him as he is for you. If Sam is your friend you should be beyond grateful to have him in your life.

Person 1: "Woah you're friends with Sam?!"
Person 2: "Yeah I am :)"

by AnonymouslyMean January 1, 2024

Sam

Sam is a really insecure and tiny penis man. Sam also likes bathbombs

"god, that guy looks like a real loser!"
"yeah he's SUCH a Sam!"

by p1inky January 4, 2024

Sam

Sam’s a bitch.

Guy 1: You know Sam, right?

Guy 2: Yeah he a bitch!

by Clarkdaddy January 30, 2024

Sam

Literally a mailbox.
If you get to know hime, he is a piece of work.
He is also very stereotypical towards anime for some reason

Sam you owe me $14.50...

by My Man Jeff. February 9, 2024

Sam

Sam has a crippling fortnite addiction (hes going pro) he is very short but manages to still be rizzy. he plays sport when he isnt cranking 90s on his haters

PERSON 1: where is sam
PERSON 2: Hes at home playing FNCS

by BROKENSIGMAWITHAFATSHLONG69 May 15, 2024

sam

can only have one nut

sam has one nut he can't nut

by PENNYPEENY June 12, 2024

Sam

My beloved rolling husband. A Nuggy. He is talented and caring, can be adorable. Likes dogs. Obsessed with minis, but we have to remember there's balance in nature. Always loses in scrabble. He's fiiiineeee. I recommend having a Sam in your life <3 He best pairs with Paulina.

Yeah, this guy, he's a Sam.

by Paulla000 February 26, 2024