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Rachel

rachel is a person who hates mr.noddles
"omg what to come to my house for lunch were having mr.noodles" "ew i dont like those" "stfu rachel"
by remy_the_rat May 19, 2022
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Rachel

Rachel, is a booming, trampy specie of a creature with high ego, despite the large surface area on her forehead which can be used to land planes on. Calculating the circumference of that forehead would be impossible. She always begs for it from guys even from her best friend's boyfriend. She stinks like shit no matter how many bottles of perfume she uses up, her odour overwhelms the people around her. Her moustache around her lips makes people believe her name is Pablo. From thorough research and examination, people can call her a slag. Her home life isn't going quite well due to the poor quality of life in that household, with 9 or more people living in a room in a council house. Sis is depriving her brothers and sisters of basic necessities to buy an iPhone 13 pro max and flex on the people she thinks she is better than (not quite efficient eh). I believe the name Rachel should be used as an offensive term and should make any person slip into a serious depression and want to kill themselves.
“You're such a Rachel
*person proceeds to kill themselves*
by Truthteller10123 June 4, 2022
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Rachel Nightengale

often a blonde average height loud female. could be described as a little offbeat. she sometimes has insecurities of missing out, a severe case of fomo. she has

more book smarts than street smarts, and an extremely positive attitude. oftentimes in inappropriate settings. tends to be on the autism spectrum, but high functioning.
Wow that rachel nightengale! She is the best girl in class!

Rebecca didn’t get the joke, and Matthew responded humorously, “wow you are pulling a rachel nightengale!”
by s brown <3 June 7, 2022
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rachelia

Rachelia adalah anak jelek..Dia selalu tidak mengikuti peraturan
Rachelia kok seperti itu sih
Iya karena dia adalah rachelia
by SayaBetul! June 8, 2022
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Rachel Cohen

A gorgeous and witty Jewish woman whose dazzling smile and unbelievable curves are bound to leave you speechless. She's as beautiful as she is intelligent, and has an aura of magnetism about her that's impossible to ignore.
"Did you swipe right on that Rachel Cohen?"

"Yeah man. You're damn right I did..."
by SupremePastaImplosion June 9, 2022
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Rachel

Nothing less than a queen. She is the most beautiful, smart, adventurous, loyal woman you will ever meet in your life. Her soft touch and her kiss will send you into paradise. Her eyes reveal all that is good in the world. If you find a Rachel make sure that you keep her very close, maybe even put a ring on it because you will NEVER find another like her.
Friend: Man… I just wish I could have a Rachel for once
Friend 2: You have a better chance at finding a unicorn.
by Justanotherguy11011 June 14, 2022
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