Real Estate Porn

1. Searching through exotic real estate listings as Safe-For-Work fantasizing about beautiful estates in far-away places you will never be able to afford.

2. Websites offering exotic real estate for sale.

While I was waiting for the final spreadsheet to be finished downstairs, I went to sothebysrealty.com for a dose of real estate porn.

by Barbados Ahoy! January 9, 2009

Roach Real Estate

when looking for a good piece of card to roll a filter or 'roach' for a joint

does anyone have any good roach real estate?

by steve peanut December 15, 2011

real nigga shit

real serious shit. People say it to make sure the person they're talking to knows they're real serious about whatever they said.

Nah but real nigga shit I'ma knock that mufucka down at the movies tonight.

by Jason1170 April 25, 2007

Real Piece of Shit

Referring to someone that is the utmost waste of space.

Jeff did you seriously just break my computer, your a Real Piece of Shit you know that.

by Paulg08 August 22, 2008

Real Kiwi Hours

The time of day when you begin walking to your a place you spend a lot of time at on a normal basis. (i.e. School, Work, House, Coffee Shop, Restaurant, etc.)

“It’s a Real Kiwi Hours right now! I should’ve studied for that test!”

“My friends and I are going to Starbucks to eat. It’s Real Kiwi Hours.”
“I hate Real Kiwi Hours, especially since the traffic to work is terrible.

by tan_mai.ke January 31, 2018

Real human being

A free thinker, says what’s true; the opposite of a NPC

“Yo why did you get banned on Twitter?”

“Idk I guess they just don’t allow real human beings anymore”

by Anon gamer May 31, 2021

real nigga powers

The hours between 12pm and 3am of any given day, when layabouts and welfare recipients tend to be at their most active.

Chris: Has anyone spoken to James yet? I've been trying to get in touch with him all morning.

Craig: It's only 10:30am, he won't be up for at least another hour and a half.

Chris: oh yea, real nigga powers.

by UltimateBohab June 6, 2016