His excuse for ejaculating so fast was his new racing stripes his girlfriend gave him for his birthday.
by CaptainZelch March 24, 2019
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by The rCe November 4, 2018
Get the RACE mug.E.g. The race of life. Conserving energy and understanding the lay of the land prior to embarking on a journey. Thus allowing others to perish before you, therefore winning the race of life.
by ecwhite November 16, 2018
Get the Race mug.Parking Lot Racing (noun) - 1. Where chumps that can't hang on the track go in order to avoid an ass dragging. 2. The place to go when you want to be a big fish in a VERY little pond.
Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.
Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Parking Lot Racing participants are easily identifiable by their overuse of the phrases "Booyaa" and "live action". They will most likely be wearing stone washed jeans and a sleeveless Guns N' Roses t-shirt.
Drivers that participate in Parking Lot Racing are very rarely seen at a real race track for fear of being called out or humiliated in front of their Circle Jerk Fan Club. They are, however, normally seen at WWE events, Mountain Creek Mud Bog, gay rights rallies.
Don't be fooled by their slick talk about how it takes a real driver to race on the street. That's just code for not making enough power to spin the tire...
Man we gonna do some parking lot racing....mainly 'casue we will get our asses handed to us at a real drag strip.
by F1XCELLERATOR November 7, 2013
Get the Parking Lot Racing mug.norvi and friends generally can't handle regular people because their face and especially sexual courting rituals are so advanced. if you poop and say a panvic sharts something into your brain to arouse you and it goes through. your teeth might go missing in a few hours or tongue.
The norvi race of wemons were so sophisticated they imported 92% of their men for horse or child's play.
by sinrlifemattrs November 25, 2025
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so when you have very serious failures as a race (saxan sock race) aka (yassflute army and co) you become a saxan sock piper or pirate or an honorary saxan sock pirate cohort in the pirateverse (alernate spelling perverse) (also porverse) also to be noted a race that worships printesque. functionality to learn how live life more saxaully (perioax) never (perioacts) just as a plug in a wall feed power to the sax machines, so do life forms feed power to the saXin sock race, the penisultimate sock of races, um, power loss, gives them the unhard. saxans in a state of unhard male or FE-male in the unhard state feel the most majical feelings of the loss of power in the per-verse and to avoid the porverse, more power must be gathered for the sax machines from the REAL. this saxie metholodology also known as the biverse and mutating pathogenic pathology addictions of saxxxies change when the saxxxans learn a new saX to play yassflute aka saxifying anyverse. at the 12th circle and above, the sax machines turns away from mail saxes, to the more powerful unit in the saxan sock race, FE-mails.
so when you have very serious failures as a race (saxan sock race) aka (yassflute army and co) you become a saxan sock piper or pirate or an honorary saxan sock pirate cohort in the pirateverse (alernate spelling perverse) (also porverse) also to be noted a race that worships printesque. functionality to learn how live life more saxaully (perioax) never (perioacts) just as a plug in a wall feed power to the sax machines, so do life forms feed power to the saXin sock race, the penisultimate sock of races, um, power loss, gives them the unhard. saxans in a state of unhard male or FE-male in the unhard state feel the most majical feelings of the loss of power in the per-verse and to avoid the porverse, more power must be gathered for the sax machines from the REAL. this saxie metholodology also known as the biverse and mutating pathogenic pathology addictions of saxxxies change when the saxxxans learn a new saX to play yassflute aka saxifying anyverse. at the 12th circle and above, the sax machines turns away from mail saxes, to the more powerful unit in the saxan sock race, FE-mails.
'Saxans prefered naughty although Saint Sax Alot had to be 100% certain the unfaxing was not naughty saxan sock race. Santa knew naughty would win and into the Hoof Hearted in the Winner Circle, and some clown named Steezus sad naughty begets death, and Santa complained when he could not make naughty Sax Machines easily anymore.' ~ Sax Sax Sax by Thee YassFlute Race
Post Script: Mysticism ~ also their deity, present-guy aka Santa, gives naughty to nice and vice versa, because good and bad are for sussies a catch all for emails and FE-mails. battle hard FE(males). rock on fart sax machines. the fax do not care about your feelings, with properties of hotty, harmy, and hungry; developed in ancient flinstone land were a bunga hot blah saxan angel fell into maxan munkin land, that's the saxan story of axan and exan, (other races transfered their rebirth of civilization directly from munkax. there some disagreement on details. some printed become the unprinted. fax!
Post Script: Mysticism ~ also their deity, present-guy aka Santa, gives naughty to nice and vice versa, because good and bad are for sussies a catch all for emails and FE-mails. battle hard FE(males). rock on fart sax machines. the fax do not care about your feelings, with properties of hotty, harmy, and hungry; developed in ancient flinstone land were a bunga hot blah saxan angel fell into maxan munkin land, that's the saxan story of axan and exan, (other races transfered their rebirth of civilization directly from munkax. there some disagreement on details. some printed become the unprinted. fax!
by sinrlifemattrs November 21, 2025
Get the saxan sock race mug.Race-Pity is when you are racist to yourself and culture, but it's totally acceptable because you aren't being mean to others, just yourself. It's totally socially acceptable and normal, use it normally.
by Jqoy June 4, 2021
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