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roundabout queef

When you fart so forcefully and viscously that the air moves your pussy lips.
I KNOW I heard a roundabout queef I smell it too! Who did itd
by HolleauxKnight February 11, 2025
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Queef Coif

The hair cut that most wife beater, open front hollister wearing fuck boys have that flips up in the front.
Did you see the rad brad chad with the queef coif?
by 603WonderWoman June 23, 2023
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queef

to quench or to spill fake or unwanted news
by raynaud October 15, 2019
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Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.
Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.
by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020
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Queef

A relief of air expelled most commonly from the female genitalia. Producing a notable and distinct sound, the loudest queef recorded was created by a Michael while powerboating the Kiskiminatis(2018). Michaels have the rare ability to queef on comand.
Michael queefed so loud it put me to sleep.
by Kerolf June 14, 2018
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Queef

The expellation of air out of your vag
eww sarah did u just queef
by big deep dick April 24, 2021
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Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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