pooter tots

Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).

"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)

OR

"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"

by Loaked March 14, 2009

PootyWobber

person who runs the nearest grocery line.

I just stuck up the PootyWobber down the street with my knifes.

by Dannibabe21 May 5, 2009

pooterclam

When you fuck someone doggy style in someone else's kitchen and a guy rips a girls asshole by slipping.

"Ow, you just gave me a pooterclam!"

by junicholie April 16, 2009

Pootwad

When you pass gas and it feels like there might be a turd in your pants too.

I might need to change my pants because I just pootwad.

by Billeh6913 August 19, 2009

pootie rooters

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.

Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!

Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!

by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

Pootian

to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.

I have a friend who does not like the word fart, so she uses the word pootian instead.

by tbood March 9, 2010

poots boot

A person who is a party pooper, or just has no motivation.

Hey bitch, you act like a real poots boot when your on the rag.

by brittainysaurus April 23, 2010