Micro Pooping

When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.

When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.

Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!

Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!

by LoveMuscle69 June 1, 2017

Poop Group

Every pet owner or animal carer has one thing in common – pet POOP. A Poop Group is a group, community or collective of pet owners, pet lovers, animal lovers and animal carers who come together to share their stories, knowledge and experiences of their pets or animals.

Dog owner 1 – “I really need some advice on how to train my pet Alsatian but I don’t know where to go for real life experiences from real pet owners”.

Dog owner 2 – “You should join a Poop Group community on social media and learn what you need to know”.

by Poop Group HQ April 16, 2017

Poop Party

Where everyone enjoys suspect Mexican food the night before and then gathers in a dirt hole with a pail and competes to see who can fill their poop pail first.

Ain't no party like a poop party cuz a poop party doesn't end until your poop pail is full.

by Paddy P Rizzle July 9, 2016

Drewby Poop

A drewby poop is a kid with a really big fucking head and nasty grotesque rotten ass teeth that haven't been brushed in a long ass time, a drewby poop thinks he knows everything but he's actually really fucking stupid, a drewby poop normally eats his own shit and plays with it for entertainment, he's also known to shit in his pants instead of a toilet, another thing to know about a drewby poop is that if you don't give them what they want they will threaten to kill you, drewby poop will most likely become the next hitler

damn klutzy you're such a drewby poop

by connoryoung May 14, 2020

poop-thirty

A phrase meaning that it's time for a bowel movement. More commonly used when speaking to one or more male friends.

I'd say it's about poop-thirty.

by Scott78 September 5, 2007

poop waddle

That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.

Man, I had to poop waddle to the nearest bathroom after that long car ride.

by PWdefiner July 17, 2017

poop towel

A towel that has been used as a toilet.

Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!

by assbitch February 19, 2010