Pecker Popper

A steal-toed Dr Marten to a guys crotch.

Jesus, my girlfriend gave me the worst pecker popper just because I called her an "anal lover."

by Kill Slacker April 25, 2003

Pecker Head

The water supply tubing for a lavatory or a sink. Made of chrome plated brass, brass, copper, or plastic it has been given it's nickname because of it's similarity in appearance to male genitals.

"You want to attach your pecker head to the angle stop with a compression nut and ferrule."

by JoePlumber April 13, 2010

Fudge Packer

An idiotic ignorant term that was coined to describe 'gay men'. The problem with this is that not ALL gay men *ahem* 'pack fudge' and that there plenty of straight couples who DO.

Anal sex is practiced by a varity of couples, not JUST gay men, and certainly not ALL gay men do so.

John "Oh well you know Jimmy and George from down the street? They're gay!"

Scarlet "So what?"

John "So that means they're fudge packers! Fucking nasty!"

Scarlet "Fudge packers? What does that mean?"

John "It means they have anal sex!"

Scarlet "...John...you and I had anal sex this morning you idiot! So I guess we're 'fudge packers' too aren't we?"

John "............Um...well....uh...."

OR

Eric "What's sup bro, wanna play some video games?"

Gary "Not with you."

Eric "Okay...why not?"

Gary "Cause you're gay, and if you're gay, that means you have anal sex. You're a fudge packer! You probably wanna penetrate my ass right now."

Eric "....You're a fucking idiot. Just because I'm gay doesn't automatically mean I'm into anal sex you ignorant retard. It means I'm gay----------THAT'S IT. On top of that, I think anal sex is nasty so wanna try that again?

Gary "............"

Eric "And please don't flatter yourself with the assumption that I'd ever wanna fuck you. Get over yourself, you ain't no gay guys wet dream!"

by CShields October 16, 2011

pecker wrecker

An alcohalic drink made with orange juice, 7 Up and flavored vodka. Any flavor can be specified, but if unspecified, it's made with lime vodka

Next time I go to the bar, I'm going to order a pecker wrecker

by jrindakota November 11, 2006

peckerwood

whitey, salty cracker, honky, the correct term to address a caucasion

damn peckerwoods are goofy as fuck

by fm0924jf0noinggwag453ge September 3, 2005

fudge packer

A fudge packer is a guy who fucks another dude in his asshole.

Wow! There are a lot of fudge packers in my squadron!

by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021

Green Shit Packers

A football team in the NFC composed of men who eat and shit green cheese. They also partake in man-on-man anal sodomy, resulting in the forcing of green shit in the rectal vault backwards into the sigmoid colon. The combination of eating cheese and having one's shit packed leads to severe constipation.

The Pittsburgh Steelers are going to destroy the Green Shit Packers in Super Bowl XLV!!!

by Dr. Deviance January 24, 2011