poop waddle

That walk to the toilet when you haven't hit poop sweat stage, but your body is done waiting for you to go to the bathroom voluntarily.

Man, I had to poop waddle to the nearest bathroom after that long car ride.

by PWdefiner July 17, 2017

poop faggot

the poop faggot is the poop faggot

Brian: Where the fuck did James go?
Sarah: I don't know, but he's a sexy poop faggot

by Kim Jong Putin December 27, 2020

frozen poop

A piece of excrement lowered to 32 degrees Fahrenheit or less

I found a piece of frozen poop in my igloo today

by Scryb Sprite February 27, 2016

Poop in a brown

Something to say to break a silence at any point in time.

*awkward silence*
"Poop in a brown"

by oofer doofer January 14, 2021

poop snoop

The act of Facebook stalking while taking a dump.

Yo, did you know that Maranda Jane got arrested last night? I saw it on Facebook while I was poop snooping this morning.

by killaca April 13, 2014

poop gas

Fumes in the hull of a sailing or sea vessel created from the holding tanks of toilet and human waste.

Our sailing trip was great, other than the smell of poop gas.

by Bban December 16, 2017

Poop Coup

When you get the "Go Ahead" by your girl to put in in her poop shoot, but you would like to save it for another day... Poop Coup.

Yo I got that Poop Coup chillin' for a rainy day... bout to make it a rusty roman soldier... Clutch!

by smither614 April 28, 2009