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n. a text message made to a friend either during the act or after of taking a poop. usually done to explain the experience or finished product of a defecation
know now that this is a poop text. i just took the greatest poop of my life. not only was it huge but 3 distinct colors of the rainbow were represented.
poop text by dommysalami August 9, 2010
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poop storm 

When everything around you, particularly in a workplace enviroment, seems to blow up out of control. Usually people are flying around to get things done.
"Man, I came back after lunch and it was a big poop storm in there!"
poop storm by The Mink August 10, 2006

Poop Hammock 

When you are going number 2 and your shirt is so long that it catches your poop.
Aw man yesterday i was taking a shit and turned my tall T into a poop hammock
clogging of toilet by means of poop by previous user. The poop will be lying in hiding further down in the plumbing, making it undetectable by the eye and scent, until you actually flush and the rising water level will spring the trap.
1. Went to flush. Low and behold, the previous occupant poop trapped me.
2. I quickly left the toilet leaving behind a poop trap for the next user.
poop trap by John Oreen August 22, 2011
Person 1: did my bird just lay a poop egg
Person 2: no its a pooop thats shaped like an egg
Person 1: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I GET IT UR A POOP EGG
poop egg by Jane Volturi November 10, 2018

poop for brains 

You have poop for brains.
poop for brains by cynicalviolence November 21, 2004