Noodle Pipe Hype

When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.

Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.

by The Sadist September 30, 2021

burst your pipe

1) To shoot ones firearm

2) To ejaculate

If that wasteman comes to the yard again burst your pipe

by Wenchilada September 27, 2013

Shite Pipe Train

The act of multiple Gay men haveing anal sex in a line.

My arse is red raw after that shite pipe train

by Andybhoy1995163 July 19, 2011

pipe down pookie

When your being annoying asf and bitchy

“Un like you I…”
“Pipe down pookie”

by KaysonDerulo69 February 20, 2023

Laying Pipe Bombs

The act of putting gun powder into ones vagina or anal cavity and inserting a lit match into you're urethrae.

Quantarius Diggle Shart: " Bowqueequee and I were laying Pipe bombs last night ".

Jasmine Naggle Daggle: " Wow, that must of painted the walls red ".

by PussySlayerDragon12 April 23, 2023

Pipe down pookie

Used to offend, if someone if being annoying or bitch you tell them to pipe down pookie.

*Gets all heated*
😐 “pipe down pookie”

by KaysonDerulo69 May 10, 2023

Pipe My Swede

To have a good old-fashioned wank

Kate: " How long are you going to be?"

Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"

by Dr.RumpRaider December 12, 2018