Hampton Beach Handshake

An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.

"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."

by MD711 December 23, 2021

beached whale

Ally silva

Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH

by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017

Ethan Beach

The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.

Holy shit, I wish Ethan Beach would just fuck me so hard that I can't breathe.

by fattymclardass96 August 4, 2019

Beach Gun

An extremely sacred object and/or concept deriving from the "DoubleMcSticky" stream on twitch. It is thought to have been created during an "Eternal Return" stream and only 2 people in the whole world know what it truly is. I being one of them, cannot disclose this information in fear of my own saftey and well-being.

What? You mean to tell me you don't know about Beach Gun? You know nothing of Beach Gun. I was crafted by it, MADE from it.

by Jake:D October 17, 2022

Beach._.VR

Cracked at Gorilla Tag and if see him and your lobby you should leave

OH NO Beach._.VR IS HERE WE GOT TO GO, NOW.

by BEACHVR February 24, 2022

Sex on the beach

A hot sports car in a bright color, like the new Corvette Stingray, spotted by the ocean.

That new red corvette looks like sex on the beach.

by Jamdalu September 30, 2020

Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale

by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017