OILER

an aquaintence (boy or girl) that anyone in their right mind would never, EVER in one's entire life even consider having even the SLIGHTEST notion of physical contact with. until, of course, their last hook up was an abnormally long time ago. Thus, that someone feels the technique they had previously perfected is fading, resulting in the usage of an oiler.
THE TWO RULES OF OILING:
1. NEVER BE THE OILER!
(and people can always tell because the people needing an oiler consult their friends before utilizing one)
2. to all you oilers out there...it doesn't mean love, ok.?

not that i speak from experience or anyshit....

Suzie: "Bobby is so gross. i cant believe he gave me his number, knowing im dating tommy"
Holly: "keep it, you might need an OILER later"

...1 breakup and 6 months later....

Suzie: "its been so long since i've kissed someone..where the hell is bobby's number?"

by Hope* December 30, 2004

Oily Arab

An oily Middle eastern man. Usually an Persian maybe even a bit of italian in there. That likes to bend down over tables in media arts, and flash his "pecks" to the girls he is creating a conversation with. But really they look like upside down mountains with hairs growing out of the top.

And has a very oily face to touch, with large pours. (blackheads) With a huge nose. Last name is usually Omar.

Girl: Awweh Akhmad! Come here, your skin looks kissed by the mammies of the sun!

Oily Arab: Okaaaay habibi *Trots over*

Girl: *feels face*

Oily Arab: *walks away*

Girl: *says to other friend* DAAAYMN... O_O That boys got some oily ass skin!!!

Friend: Must be an oily Arab!

by Stinky Swede. March 24, 2011

oily-knob

founded by sailors in the late 20th century, the grease used to cook the food also became the grease that cooked cocks, therefore revolutionising the speed for cooks around the world to plan a quick gay gangbang

rich has grease all down his shirt from sucking an oily-knob

by APR May 8, 2003

Oily Daryl

lubin something up so it likes grabbin a bar of soap

I gave her an oily daryl

by Dirty Dazza Chapman July 2, 2010

oilfront

oilfront, the new waterfront property around the gulf of mexico

since my property became oilfront it has lost most of its valve.

by hackerrazzi July 5, 2010

Oiléan

The irish word for island. Also meaning cunt, dickbag and arsehole.

That Oiléan is a serious cunt.

by kazakhan May 17, 2010

Oily Perez

Grabbing a Foursquare mayorship by checking in to a business when it's closed.

I was mayor of the bakery until last weekend, then Frank pulled an Oily Perez and stole it from me.

by limeduck October 21, 2010