One of the most Stealth Wealth, east coast prep, WASP-y cars out there. Even though E-Class sedans are practically the upper-middle-class Camry, E-Class Wagons, along with subtly-specced Range Rovers, "tastefully-worn-out" graduation-present BMWs and unmodified USDM Toyota Land Cruisers are automotive indicators of some serious wealth and possibly intelligence. They, like the other Euro wagons, are unsurprisingly popular in college towns. Are they just taxis that drunk blondes and Instagram DJs trash back in Deutschland? Ja. Do American buyers give a fuck about the E-Wag's humble roots? Nein. Most E-Class Wagon buyers find the rest of the Mercedes lineup to be gauche and tacky, but remain loyal to the longroof. They also typically have the highest income of any Mercedes owner, so suck it, G63/S560/SL550/AMG GT. Plus, it's available as an E63, meaning you can drop off the kids at school one second and make Hellcats and Nissan Altimas fear for their lives the next.
The E-Class Wagon is a classic Hamptons workhorse. You could also replace Hamptons with Palm Beach, Petoskey, North Shore, Greenwich, Marin or any other affluent WASP area.
by henry1272838442 November 29, 2023
Get the E-Class Wagonmug. Dumbass/prick/self-conceited &/or all of the above in the usual sense of the term tool: Used to describe someone stupid/arrogant or just someone with a fetish for kissing ass/suking off someone's ego...
Btw French kissing it is fine only if it's a vag, and ONLY if you're participating/engaged in a consented on all accounts sexual act. OOOOO-KAY all around for your typical pornstar or sex-slave.
Btw French kissing it is fine only if it's a vag, and ONLY if you're participating/engaged in a consented on all accounts sexual act. OOOOO-KAY all around for your typical pornstar or sex-slave.
class tools are all are literally just your basic run of the mill idiots that you would be forced to be in contact with; much to your golden years of discontent... & vice-versa for them. You would be in their general vicinity on the bus to school, class, college anytime not in class etc.
When you finally graduated & regardless if they did or not, you were living life to the fullest with people you love or yourself if you prefer. You have a prosperous career, will be very happy & won't die alone or not, depressed & worthless. Everything else in between that's not beneficial to any intelligent individual happened to the Class-Tools. They all end up mostly living on streets begging for money/jobs/death. Some of them even probably lived lives as brutally tortured and poorly payed sex-slaves to pro-pornstars till the very end of their insignificant collective existence.
When you finally graduated & regardless if they did or not, you were living life to the fullest with people you love or yourself if you prefer. You have a prosperous career, will be very happy & won't die alone or not, depressed & worthless. Everything else in between that's not beneficial to any intelligent individual happened to the Class-Tools. They all end up mostly living on streets begging for money/jobs/death. Some of them even probably lived lives as brutally tortured and poorly payed sex-slaves to pro-pornstars till the very end of their insignificant collective existence.
by Sex-Slavematron J64290 February 19, 2014
Get the class-toolmug. noun
1. a college course, generally a general-education class, in which students are assumed to idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. “coloring with crayons” as a reference to kindergarten).
2. a kindergarten course with an unusually high concentration of peculiar children, crafts, and the like.
1. a college course, generally a general-education class, in which students are assumed to idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. “coloring with crayons” as a reference to kindergarten).
2. a kindergarten course with an unusually high concentration of peculiar children, crafts, and the like.
1. all the hot girls are in my crayon class | in between getting dismantled by engineering courses, my crayon class allows me to unwind and take it easy for a change.
2. being in that kindergarten crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that crayon class I had in kindergarten, I see toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a whole new light.
2. being in that kindergarten crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that crayon class I had in kindergarten, I see toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a whole new light.
by shit, the crayon consumer November 6, 2024
Get the Crayon Classmug. by RockPoint April 23, 2023
Get the Class One Shitbitchmug. by GEO2009 May 12, 2023
Get the Math class boredmug. A slang term for a prostitute who wears too much make-up, stilletto heals, very short skirts, and tight revealing tops, often in faux-animal print, and generally has too much flesh on display, thus revealing herself as 'sexually loose', making her self look like a high class tart that's ready to be passed around and eaten
Cuz: yo bro where were last night you left the club before it could get lit!
Bro Well cuz I seen this by the bar and she was so damn sexy I had to talk to her and brought her to my place, i couldn't help it, she was looking like a high class tart, i also got her number,
Cuz: understandable plus 10000 aura point for pulling it off
Bro Well cuz I seen this by the bar and she was so damn sexy I had to talk to her and brought her to my place, i couldn't help it, she was looking like a high class tart, i also got her number,
Cuz: understandable plus 10000 aura point for pulling it off
by Beverly Jokesmen August 6, 2024
Get the High Class Tartmug. a group of very mean bitches who like to shove big fat dildos up their gay asses and like to fuck everything they see
“i’m in pm cos class, ooooh is that a 70 year old fat man?” “i can’t wait to suck that!”
ex 2: “i’m in pm cos class, is that a yummy oversized dildo! boy i’d love to shove that in my ass!”
ex 2: “i’m in pm cos class, is that a yummy oversized dildo! boy i’d love to shove that in my ass!”
by bill dickity November 30, 2023
Get the pm cos classmug.