Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the
time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill
people.
Weapons and Gear:
Ninja sword
Throwing stars
Ninja outfit
Testimonial:
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the
time and don'
t even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the
time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend
Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some
kid just because the
kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don'
t believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can'
t believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can'
t wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee
pee).
Q and A:
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free
time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask
Mark if you don'
t believe me.)
