New Hampshire Smore 

Alright, so first, you take a massive shit in a girls mouth. Then, she gets on her knees and gives you head with it still in her mouth. After you bust in her mouth, she spits the jizz covered turd into YOUR mouth, followed by you spitting it into her vag, and then you fuck her,

Guy: Eyy yo bitch, you want a New Hampshire Smore?
Girl: Go fuck yourself.

New Hampshire Smore by noahsimontonsabitch February 25, 2011

new jersey 

the best state on the east coast man

the state where the most awesome people are, the beach, and the best entertainment...well at least thats what toms river has.....

Nc is soooooo boring...take me back to new jersey

new jersey by mandy son May 13, 2006

new age 

Meaningless media buzzword made popular in the late 80s, mostly referring to the alternate beliefs and practices that have existed for centuries. Such as Tarot, 'Channelling', Reiki, Meditation and so on.

Also a style of music closely related to ambient music except with more tribal sound and often with effiminate, wishy-washy vocals (see Enya).

Person - "What are you doing?"

New Ager - "I'm meditating."

Person - "Ugh. You're so new age! Lame." *goes and watches Jackass for 1000th time*

New Ager - *flips bird*

new age by Silly-hippie December 9, 2008

New Orleans Hornets 

The best NBA team. The Hornets are home to basketball greats like Chris Paul and 3-point sharpshooters like James Posey and Peja Stojakovic.

Guy 1: Yeah the New Orleans Hornets beat the Spurs!
Guy 2: Yeah! Hornets FTW

New Orleans Hornets by dReAmThEaTeR fan October 10, 2008

New Hampshire 

The best state to live in. People are down to earth, normal, and know how to drink beer. With a 45 min drive to boston and Manch Vegas one can never get bored of this senic state. Go to the beach, moutains, and the city all in one day. Add in some fall and some wicked nice summers and you couldnt ask for anything more.

State Moto: Drink beers and fish, Live free or die

New Hampshire by Bri Guy June 9, 2005

new castrati 

A term used by closeted homosexuals to describe men with enough self confidence to express sympathy towards other human beings without the cowardly fear of being called a pussy.

The smog isn't that bad, I care not for the well being of myself or that of my fellow human beings, quit sounding New Castrati ...

new castrati by Gurdy November 3, 2012

New Labour 

Different to the old labour party, the became new labour in about 1994 when tony blair became leader and there heading for the right.

New Labour by Anonymous October 4, 2003