zombie nap

When someone is so intoxicated that they literally cant do anything

You seem pretty wasted , feel free to take a zombie nap and vabe.

by Jiggy_new_shoes July 22, 2017

Napping off

When your adolescent son tells you he is going to his room for a nap but you know he is just gonna rub one out.

Hey man, where’s your son? I could use a hand moving something in the yard.

He’s just upstairs “napping off”. I’ll give him 10-15 minutes and call him down for ya...

by September 25, 2020

nap dick

What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap

Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch

by Cdawg0533 February 22, 2016