When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.
I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
When you pass out after wanking yourself to a glorious, hot, nut all over your stomach and you wake up hours later with your skin and hair stuck together like crusty Elemer’s glue.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
In America macaroni & cheese is widely regarded as a comfort food. The dish is prepared by cooking pieces of pasta (usually elbow macaroni, but can be made with other varieties) and folding in a Béchemel type of sauce, (where cheese has been melted along with flour, butter and milk or cream) once the pasta has been cooked and drained.
The first modern recipe for the dish was included in Elizabeth Raffald's 1770 book, The Experienced English Housekeeper. The dish was brought to America in 1802 by Thomas Jefferson and James Hemings.
Macaroni and cheese is widely regarded as an American favorite and classic comfort food.
The first modern recipe for the dish was included in Elizabeth Raffald's 1770 book, The Experienced English Housekeeper. The dish was brought to America in 1802 by Thomas Jefferson and James Hemings.
Macaroni and cheese is widely regarded as an American favorite and classic comfort food.
A must do for an ugly girl with a hot body. Simply place a bag over her head, and then promptly slam her.
by bangbangnibba June 08, 2016
to have sex with a woman, then leave quickly.
could be for many reasons such as work, cheating, don't wanna pay, etc.
could be for many reasons such as work, cheating, don't wanna pay, etc.
I had to skeet n' scoot with my last woman because i was scared my girlfriend was going to find out.
by Ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010
a maneuver executed by one party in a failing, live-in relationship that involves the swift, stealthy relocation of all possessions elsewhere without the other party's knowledge.
Things aren't going well at all between us; I think she's a complete psycho. I'm going to have to perform a seek 'n strike soon.
by VoltaireJr September 10, 2009
by ABiggerNigger March 11, 2020