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Good morning, god bless

The act of drink coffee while taking a shit. Some people will have breakfast while preforming a Good morning, god bless It normally take place in the mornings. It is more common the you think but Ethan Klein brought the term to mainstream.
"I should make coffee and breakfast. Maybe it's a Good morning, god bless day today.
by 15finnsolo May 23, 2018
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The pacman good morning

The act of which, upon another member of the house awakening, jumping on them, placing your butt cheeks between their nose and releasing a large vent of gas.
1) The pacman good morning he ave me smelled an awful bit lke beef and cheese.
by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006
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asain morning cry

Waking up to sex on the third day of one's honeymoon.
Stuart and Joey awoke to an asain morning cry on the wednesday of their honeymoon
by muskie123 June 9, 2009
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marping

When someone is performing oral sex (on a penis) and air is trapped within the mouth and is forced out to create a vulgar sound; much like a queef .
Dude this one girl gave me head last night and totally marped

HHAHAHAHAH SHE TOTALLY JUST GAVE OUT A BIG MARP

Oh man, I am so embarrassed that I kept marping on him ...
by zoho April 28, 2009
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Alabama Christmas Morning

when a person of a “white-trashlifestyle cums in their daughter’s face Christmas Morning as she sleeps waiting for Santa.
Roy came home from the bar at four in the morning after the Potato Festival Christmas Eve party and gave Abby-Joe an Alabama Christmas Morning.
by yellowjacket34 March 26, 2008
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morning wood denial

This is when a lady refuses to have sex with her, even though he has a full on morning wood!
Lisa gave Jon morning wood denial, after having fought the night before!
by guyfawkes74 January 3, 2010
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morning glory

a type of firework that is similar to a sparkler in which the person who lights it lights the tissue paper on the top of the morning glory which causes it to ignite. they are commonly multi-colored in appearance and have a striped pattern. they tend to produce such effects as changing colors, crackling, etc...
"Dude! That morning glory looks cool!"
by Rob June 21, 2004
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