Monkey Dunker

Verb, Monkey Dunker.

An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.

A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.

Jill: James, how dare you dip that baboon in that tub of marmite. You are a no good rotten monkey dunker!
James: I miss Daemon.

by Faggy Mc Balls June 21, 2008

Monkey Dollars

Pay for peanuts - Low wages for lazy work... a way of getting paid but not being prepared to work for it.

"You agency staff want money for nothing!"

"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"

"Hence; monkey dollars!"

by The pork chop Express February 5, 2005

monkey on the car

Fuck off

Hey bitch monkey on the car

by Jim69_69 April 4, 2017

monkey down

short form for "calm your monkey ass down" or simply for "calm down"

Girlfriend: Tell me why you came home late last night, RIGHT NOW.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.

by jumbonian July 11, 2010

poo monkey

A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.

Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.

by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005

shovel monkey

n. Originally a person employed to dig small holes or move gravel from place to place but now used in an unflattering manner to describe office or retail workers on low rungs.

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If there's too many boxes to unpack just get a couple of shovel monkeys to help.

Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.

You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.

by gnostic1 September 16, 2011

Skungle Monkey

Skank in the jungle hungry for the monkey.

The neighborhood slut thats open more than dopebags in newark.

by Budhite Knights June 13, 2004