wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

Dick mitten

A male who his such a pussy bitch that if they were to go to prison...other inmates would repeatedly rape that pussy bitch individual. Therfore the other inmates would "wear" the pussy bitch like a dick mitten.

"Anthony...you are such a bitch if you ever got locked up the other inmates would wear you like a dick mitten"

by MURPHYS_LAW February 19, 2017

oven mitt titties

Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.

Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.

by Punchcut February 23, 2017

frothy minty minge

when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth

Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg

by Midget slinger July 2, 2017

meow mitsy

When Walters autism kicks in and/or when he sees a picture of a cute kitten/cat.

And so then Walter started meowing and saying MEOW MITSY, MEOW in a very high-pitched voice. Meow.

by MitsyMittens September 11, 2017

the misty maid

The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.

Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid

by T-whang September 29, 2017

Ooo minty

A phrase often said when fucking someone within 3.5cm of dental floss

Oooo minty. Sharon, you’re so minty tonight. Ooooo

by Justanemobunny June 1, 2018