The only people that haven't played minecraft are either virgins or have extemely strict parents :(
Minecraft is the game where NOBODY has ever had any bad memories
Guy 1: i hate minecraft so much!
Guy 2: *pulls out an ak-47
Guy 2: any last words?
Minecraft is the game where NOBODY has ever had any bad memories
Guy 1: i hate minecraft so much!
Guy 2: *pulls out an ak-47
Guy 2: any last words?
i play minecraft
by Elias B.M September 23, 2022
Get the Minecraftmug. Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber but when he was featured in a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn", where he said the f word in an earlier video of his, he's now working in a tedious 9-5 job in a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!
by OninIsNotSomebody July 1, 2024
Get the 5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Swornmug. Some kind of blocky game that's not related to ROBLOX.
Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Person 1: Hey, what you playin'?
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Well come Minecraft 2019 where Roblox isin't a problem.
Person 2: Minec-
Person 1: ROBLOX?
Person 2: No it's Mi-
Person 1: Survival Craft?
Person 2: No! What the heck is that?
Person 1 : Bill Gates?
Person 2: No it's... god dammit.
Person 1: What? It's true!
Person 2: Then your whole life is false.
*Builds an Ender Portal around him*
Person 2: See ya.
Well come Minecraft 2019 where Roblox isin't a problem.
by iusedmyschoolaccountsorry August 22, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. by XxxSupahMegaDick69420xxX December 14, 2020
Get the Minecraftmug. by Sky69 October 22, 2018
Get the Minecraftmug. Jill: hey did you hear about that Minecraft thing?
Karen: yes all the kids and kiddos are playing it.
Sharen:we should post minion memes about it.
Karen:omg that is so swag dog let’s do it now.
Karen: yes all the kids and kiddos are playing it.
Sharen:we should post minion memes about it.
Karen:omg that is so swag dog let’s do it now.
by Adof trump September 25, 2019
Get the Minecraftmug. Norman Minecraft is the protagonist of the song "Honey I'm Home" by Ghost and Pals, he's pretty hot ig, but Charon is hotter.
by ThePurpleMoon July 28, 2024
Get the Norman Minecraftmug.