cave meat

The pudenda of a woman that slips out after rough, often violent sex. This excess labia resembles, on most occasions, thinly sliced deli ham or roast beef.

Sarah typically had exceptional cave meat after her stone cold shower ravaging by the football team.

Paul pulled out after finishing off his neighbor's wife and was surprised by the cave meat that came telescoping with it.

I got two pieces ah bread, now all I need is some cave meat!

by Toaster & Jack July 15, 2010

Meat Tassle

Over sized labia minora, protruding far beyond the labia majora.

Very long lady lips.

This girl i went down on had massive meat tassles, i almost choked on one.

by P-Catz September 14, 2010

luncheon meat

a big, sloppy pussy

Steve said he pulled down her pants and it looked like luncheon meat.

by Bubs 12 January 18, 2009

meat cute

when you find a new burger place that you immediately know you'll develop a long-lasting relationship with

"I just had the best burger of my life last night...it was a real meat cute!"

by KillaHertz Burpz November 18, 2021

meat muffins

The pillowy clit bumbers on either side of a females vajayjay.

If it wasn't for her extra fluffy meat muffins, my pelvic bone would be fractured.

by Outlaw Redneck May 9, 2018

splitting the meat

when a woman spreads her vulva open

mandy spread her gammon wide open
craig was splitting the meat

by arthur boruc July 10, 2009

the soft meat

When your dick isn't hard.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.

by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014