Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.

"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

molly martin

A georgeous woman

Dam look at that girl Molly Martin!!

by Wtamu May 22, 2018

Alix Martin

If you’re name is Alix Martin You are a big Bean

Alix Martin likes girls and is a Bean

by GassedbyHitler September 4, 2019

#Martin moment

Nagu poggers, aga palju parem

1: Ma just leidsin diasid
2: #Martin moment

by Su ema vaat kes October 7, 2020

chaney brock martin

guy who be cheatin sometimes fr. he can play piano too fr

chaney brock martin be cheatin sometimes fr

by cbmartin23 December 20, 2021

Martin-London

Martin wants to live in London forever. And ever. He has the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So it will be wise to move to London.

Martin-London looks like ,,Michael Jackson"

by maasd the line April 18, 2024