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A website that makes children want to kill themselves people would rather fuck a rabbit than use this fucking website I only use it because my teacher will rape me if not.
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"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.
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"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.
Taglines:
"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."
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Get the Math mug.Something that makes you want to shoot yourself in the balls 17 times and gives clinical depression. This site was created by Hitler and the devil brainstorming worse ways for torture and suffering all I have received from this site is a death wish and pain. Fuck sparx.
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