May 18th

national soapy titty pics day.

Today is the day where you ask a bhadman for them honkin' bazoobs to be smeared in dawn ultra and have an image sent directly to your private folder.

Some Bozo: Hey what day is it today?

Average man: are you a fucking tart? It's May 18th otherwise known as National Soapy Titty Pics Day!

by Chadislav May 18, 2021

May 20

May 20 is the day of National girth day. If you are born on this day your penis is large and girthy

Wow you’re born on May 20. You must have a large and girthy penis

by MrCOLUMBUSMATTHEW January 10, 2022

May 23

Ask out your crush

Boy: hey will you go out with me?

Girl: why
Boy:it's may 23rd and I have a crush on you

by Hereforareason May 21, 2022

May 30

National be nice to your boyfriend day

Why are you so mean. It's National be nice to your boyfriend day. It's ducking may 30

by SmileDe May 29, 2021

May 5

May 5 is throw your small friend day!

"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"

by I srsly don't even know lmao May 4, 2021

May 12th

National makeout with your boyfriend day

ZAMN!! ITS MAY 12TH, TODAYS GONNA BE NICE FOR ME AND HIM!

by NotTylerNope May 2, 2022

Honey-Mai

Perfection. Honey-Mai is the perfect girl. She has the perfect personality and the perfect body. She is always looking very fit. Honey-Mai is usually found with her boyfriend, and cares a lot about her family, and the people of whom she loves. People don't appreciate her like they should.
She has beautiful dark hair, and cute freckles. She also has a nice ass which only her boyfriend can enjoy. Her boyfriend is usually Jacob.

Jacob to friend: Honey-Mai is so fit, I'm so gassed she's my girlfriend.
Friend to Jacob: Yeah, I wish she was my girlfriend.
Jacob to friend: Well, it's to bad I'm never letting her go.

by 231119 May 15, 2020