Goldie Log

When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.
I took a Goldie Log before work this morning.
by Gaithergirl23 February 04, 2025
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Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates
Gave my wife a dog n' log last night
by Shitwhisker July 22, 2019
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Dead log

A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.
Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.
by Jordan Skeetersen April 01, 2024
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Stealth log

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.
Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.
by The poop dog May 28, 2018
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rat on a log

when a girl shits on am dick while they are having anal
lilly gave shane a rat on a log
by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017
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log chute

A pussy that can handle a dick as big as a log
*after sex* Damn baby you gotta log chute between your legs!
by Strippertipper September 10, 2017
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Elkford log splitter

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease
My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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