When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.
by Gaithergirl23 February 04, 2025
Having sex while the female defacates
by Shitwhisker July 22, 2019
A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.
Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.
by Jordan Skeetersen April 01, 2024
A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.
by The poop dog May 28, 2018
by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017
by Strippertipper September 10, 2017
Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease
My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024