by Bitchassho69 January 13, 2018

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.
WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
by matthsc May 14, 2011

What happens when a CAD student with a ghetto heart rhymes
about his love of kitties and biscuits..... Kitties And Biscuits happens If you music you will LOVE Kitties And Biscuits
Find Kitties And Biscuits Soon on Facebook and Youtube
about his love of kitties and biscuits..... Kitties And Biscuits happens If you music you will LOVE Kitties And Biscuits
Find Kitties And Biscuits Soon on Facebook and Youtube
Student1"Yo dude did you hear that goon in the back rappin about Kitties And Biscuits?"
Student2"Yeah dowg dat shits tight!"
"Kitties And Biscuits everyday all day"
Student2"Yeah dowg dat shits tight!"
"Kitties And Biscuits everyday all day"
by Kitties And Biscuits ∞ November 18, 2011

So two friends went to the car wash to wash their car. And one of the girls got up on the car and started washing their “kitty”. An when she started doing so white stuff started cuming out so they started cleaning with it.
by Carwash kitty November 19, 2021

Is when you lay on your back and your partner lays on top of you so you can pet her/him like a kitty.
by Drawerbat January 1, 2021

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by Mocha2 May 26, 2017
