knucklehead townie

A knucklehead townie is the exact opposite of a redneck country boy, knucklehead townies are usually bisexual don’t own firearms, hunt or fish and hate camping. Knucklehead townies tend to be liberals who can’t weld.

Hey bro, did you see that knucklehead townie in the designer jeans try to lay a greasy bead? he wants to suck my peen.

knucklehead townie by Jules Winnfield May 27, 2018

knucked 

beaten, usually in a melee with the use of fists, but not restricted to it.

see also: rocked, pwned

Benoit Knucked Triple H at Wrestlemania

knucked by Jay March 19, 2004

Kunckles 

Someone with big/fat knuckles. Kinda of like kankles, but on your fingers

Damn, Patritia can't even put a ring on with her nasty kunckles.

Kunckles by WhiteCookie January 31, 2015

Knuckly

When a person with normal size hands appears to have oversized knuckles. A person with huge, bulging fingers. A person who's hands are very boney and pronounced. A person who may have arthritis, or joint inflamation. A person who's fist is super big becuase their knuckes are so thick.

Stacy: "Wow, I had no idea how knuckly you were".
Joey Sweetcheeks: "Yeah, Nice huh... You like?"
Barry: "That's the best for fisting"

Knuckly by Lady BlueBall December 5, 2019

Knucklebuster

A car, usually an old American car (1930's-1970's) who seems determined to skin, slice, and slash the hands of every mechanic who touches it, regardless of their skill-level. Resistant to tools, penetrating oils, vice grips, and laws of physics. Any bolt that is in this car will STAY in this car, whether you want it there or not, and if you try to remove it, it WILL break off, and leave you requiring 15 stitches in the process.

Holy Hell.........that '49 Mercury just tore my whole hand open, and all I was trying to do was change her damn oil!! What a knucklebuster!!

Knucklebuster by crackedheads666 August 2, 2010

cum knuckles

1) the result of wankin' it in the shower; the jizz runs down your hand, and gets stuck to your knuckles

2) a very unintelligent individual, or someone who happens to have said something stupid in the recent past

1) Goddammit! I hate when I come to class and still have cum knuckles... should've cleaned those bitches after jackin' it this morning
2) "I thought baseball was only seven innings." "Shut up, cum knuckles."

cum knuckles by buttceth April 27, 2013

Ugandan Knuckles 

A group of brave, Ugandan Knuckles that go around on VR Chat and ask "Do you know da wae?" and "Where is the queen?" in a very dumb, but a good-sounding voice. If they find a queen, they make clicking noises. If it's a fake queen, they "spit" on the fake queen. So far one of the best memes for January 2018.

Ugandan Knuckles 1: Do you know da wae
Girl in VR Chat: what is the way?
Ugandan Knuckles 2: SHE IS A FAKE QUEEN SPIT ON HER
Ugandan Knuckles 3: (makes spitting noise)

Ugandan Knuckles by TheMysteryIsHere January 17, 2018