Jordan Harold David inch lives in the scummiest house in the whole of the Isle of Wight. This fruity don thinks he is from the ends yet he sniffs his mums knickers styll, if you youts have ever come in close contact with this creature wash your hands with bleach for at least 39 and a half weeks, cause this geez is proper filthy. Jordan will never get a job casue he wastes his money on greasy takeaway form the local chinkys. He loves to make new friends on the bus, I've seen the people he makes friends with and they clearly have been beaten by there parents as a child and become a poor excuse for a human, you know its peak when you can't get gyallie cause of the stench marinated into your North face puffa, you have never seen such a horrible person in your life.
Girl 1: Have you seen that new kid on the block?
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*
by Council House March 12, 2020
Get the Jordan Harold David inchmug. FJ is a simp
by tequilapapi September 18, 2020
Get the Jordan ur my favmug. Ah! There it is! Found it! That's my unforgivable sin! I "corrupted his glorious vision"! His vision being he wanted to be a prophet. That's his vision. He wanted to be a prophet and I pointed out that when given the opportunity to actually help someone... He didn't. He dispassionately waved them off the stage. "I hope you get the help you need". That's what he said. And did the guy get it? Apparently not.
Hym "There it is! THEEEEEERE IT IS! I corrupted Jordan Peterson's vision. He wanted to be a prophet and considered one of the greatest thinkers of our generation but (unfortunately for him) he is neither of those things! And now he wants to take from me the things I want to be (or what he thinks I want to be) by denying reality and living a lie. And it's funny too because he IS kind of being heralded as a prophet BUT it's corrupted by the fact that he now has been made aware of the fact that he's full of shit. So, he's getting what he wants but it's a falsehood. I'm like the retard that fucked his co-workers! He's like ME! He's doing his little Jordan Peterson thing (like I was) and I'm fucking all his whore co-workers. I'm glad I treated the retard and the whores the way I did because apparently I was right to do that. Which means... RIGHT AGAIN! CAPTAIN ALWAYS RIGHT! THE RIGHTEST RIGHTY TO EVERY RIGHT! OR WRITE! THE RIGHTEST WRITER! THAT'S ME!" 😁👈
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
Get the Jordan Peterson's Visionmug. by Suckmydickdaddy February 2, 2019
Get the National beat Jordan daymug. by Filed in April 6, 2022
Get the Jordan Hall Floor 3mug. A mixed school in jordan,where everybody thinks he is funny but not,girls think boyfriends are sins and will probably break ur heart so dont try to get with them, boys are weird,super strict u cant do anything and teachers are boring
by The boi next door 22 October 8, 2019
Get the U.j.s (university of Jordan school)mug. White dude: Hey man can I pick up a dub?
*Hands 20 dollars
Plug: Thanks dude I threw you a Michael Jordan!
White guy: Sweet!
*Hands 20 dollars
Plug: Thanks dude I threw you a Michael Jordan!
White guy: Sweet!
by trut11 April 23, 2018
Get the threw you a michael jordanmug.